Monday, July 28, 2014

Two jokes that do not fit on Twitter

Me, earlier today: "We're going to do A then B."
Tadpole: No, we're going to do B then A. That's how the world works.
Me: Nope. We're doing A first.
Tadpole: That's not how the world works. We're going to do B.
Me: I'm doing A right now. Then we'll do B.
Tadpole: OK, but that's not how the world works.

My daughter: never let facts get in the way of a good theory. So, basically, a French philosopher.

Item 2:
For the second time in the last few days, Tadpole identified a Miller Liter delivery truck as a beer truck. (It does have a realistic picture on the side after all.)
Today: Yes, and there's a wine truck too.
Me: What?
Tadpole: The red truck there!
Oh, you mean the red coke truck with the outline of a soda bottle ...

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