I had a conversation with Tadpole this morning that felt a bit like an Abbot & Costello routine:
T: I have a giraffe inside of me.
Me: A giraffe?!
T: Yes daddy. I have a giraffe inside of me!
Me: Are you telling a story?
T: No, it's not a story. We're not in a story, or a movie!
Me: How do you know?
T: My youth is all spent. My get up and go has got up and went!
You win, kiddo. You absolutely win.