Monday, April 7, 2014

Honest Preschooler

Daddy, can I drink the bath water?
No.
Daddy, can you go out?
Why?
So that I can drink the bath water.

Later:

Do [friends we saw yesterday with a six month old] have a kid?
What do you think?
They have a baby. I wish they had a kid.
Oh?
[big cheeky grin] I wish they had a girl!
For you to play with?
Yes! [even bigger grin]

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